XXX Parody TV Shows

Lisa Ann as Tina Fey. From 30 Rock: A XXX Parody.

"Those swimsuit issues don't excite me like they used to- I've been spoiled by internet porn."
"It's true."
"Totally."
"What do you mean 'internet porn?'"
"You... uh, don't know about internet porn?"
"Don't know what?  I'm not really a computer guy."
"Quagmire, I would think you, of all people, would know about internet porn."
"They've got like thousands... literally millions of naked pictures on the internet."
"What?!"
"And videos... thousands of them."
"You guys are messing with me."
"Quagmire, you don't use the internet?"
"You mean that crappy dial-up thing that's a pain in the ass?!  NO- I DON'T USE THE DAMN INTERNET!  I thought that was for nerds!  WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME?!!"

- Family Guy, S08E02.

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